javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via overfierce)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via phobias)

(Source: slutp1g, via calg-ary)

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(Source: cherryblazerr, via calg-ary)

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

(Source: hahawhore, via mad-girl--with-a-box)

Timestamp: 1406117307

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

(Source: hahawhore, via mad-girl--with-a-box)

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: sextmejustinbieber, via mad-girl--with-a-box)

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via mad-girl--with-a-box)

Timestamp: 1406107056

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via mad-girl--with-a-box)

(Source: humoristics, via gnarly)

legalmeth:

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(via majesty)

Timestamp: 1406106777

legalmeth:

 •❁ more here ❁•

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